Friday, 13 September 2013

Office Hours 13th September 2013

From: Jordan Farmer (Youth Co-ordinator)
To: allstaff@haarville.ac.uk
Subject: WORK to TWERK

Hiya all!!!!!1!

Wassup? You're hip youth co-ordinator here. With the new academic year rolling, I'm pleased to introduce a new initiative I've been developing over the summer with the backing of the vice chancellor to encourage undergraduates and prospective students to maintain their studies throughout the year :).

The initiative, WORK to TWERK, rewards students for each additional hour of academic study by allowing them to twerk, a sexually provocative dance phenomenon which is popular with the kids :P. Academics are also more than welcome to participate!

More details can be obtained by e-mailing/tweeting/texting me.

Ttyl,

J

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