Conversations by the Pool

Girl: What do you do? Are you an artist?
Nam: No...
Girl: A chef?
Nam: No...
Girl: International Relations?
Nam: No...
Girl: An accountant?
Nam: No...
Girl: Economist?
Nam: No...
Girl: Are you homeless?
Nam: No...
Girl: Mathematician?
Nam: Yes of sorts... I'm a Statistician.
Girl: Oh...You should become an Enigineer.

Nam face palms.